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Hey Ppl what up? My name is MaYrA & i'm short or not to tall. It's actually $hort.I Play Basketball. I like to be different from everybody!! i dnt like having the same clothes as others. I LOVE Hollister Sweaters.·i laugh at pretty much everything·stupid things AMAZE me ·i believe everything happens for a reason; good or bad.·my friends and family complete me.·i dont get mad too easily·i believe everyone deserves a second chance·im shy, but once you get to know me ... trust me, im not.·make me smile, and you've just made my day.·my life is pretty much amazing. =) well comment me for my sn and we can chat.

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Posted: 13 years, 10 months ago at Jun 5 1:58
nice pic.
Posted: 13 years, 11 months ago at May 15 22:03

The Most Beautiful Sound All Over The World!


Posted: 14 years, 4 months ago at Dec 29 20:05
hi
Posted: 14 years, 4 months ago at Dec 15 2:13
OMG DO THIS IT REALLY HAPPENS......





DIDN'T make this up. my friend sent it to me.




try it





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scroll down and read all of the directions





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u better read this!!!! PLEASE

ok i know u hate this when people send you stuff like this but trust

me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u....this stuff is

freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in

it.. soo good luck lates



DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO T HE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]













DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY



































here just do it





most people aren't sure of what they really want in life.




I received

this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and

within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact

copy,



this



really



works!!!!







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1.




To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!





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2.




Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and

say it to your self 6 times!!





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3.




If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!





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4.




Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!





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5.




Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you

scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but

that wish.




























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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.




















After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and

what you wished for will come true within in one week!















u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your

crush!!!























































































































Keep going



down























































Keep going

































Keep going



down

























































Keep going















































































Keep



going

















































































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance.




Now

pay very close attention this important message!







Sorry but once read, must be sent.




Yes, this is one of those kinda

chain letters that everyone hates.




This one has been going since 1864

and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that

after hearing these stories.










First Example:





Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got

this same chain letter.




She had a crush on th e same kid since

kindergarden.




when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to

it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.




The next day her

dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash.




If she would have sent

the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be

alive.










Second Example:





Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.




Had glasses, was

short and chubby, was in gifted.




All the signs of

your total dork.




He also received this letter and sent it to 51

people in the hour.




Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since

3rd grade.




The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her

love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D.




finally had the courage

to ask

her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.






They grew up and

married each other to live happily forever.










Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.






Listen to this.




A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to

check his mail.




He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek

either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.




It was

this exact letter.




Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what

could happen if he didnt pass it on.




He simply pulled a few friends

from his buddy list and sent it along.




The next day, about that same

time, he got a phone call.




It said he had won the lottery!

then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him

Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,

and his best friend

gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!

Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the

next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out

ever since.










Now, you heard the stories.




I know which person i'd rather

be, but thats up to you.




I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats

only me.




We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out

withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it.




If you

send this to-







1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!





10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!







15 people- your crush will say they like you







20 people- your crush will ask you out!







25 people- your crush will kiss you!!







30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you







35 people or more- All of the above!!



just to say this is not from me



Don't blow it, it's ur

chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
Posted: 14 years, 10 months ago at Jun 7 2:38
Spongebob got patrick,
tigger got pooh,
dora got boots,
and i got a cool friend like u
send this 2 all your listal friendz
Posted: 14 years, 11 months ago at Jun 1 21:14
Kiss on the hand

I adore you



2.

Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends



3.

Kiss on the neck

I want you



4.

Kiss on the lips

I love you



5.

Kiss on the ears

I am just playing



6.

Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away



7.

Look in your eyes

kiss me



8.

Playing with your hair

I can't live without you



9.

Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go












Article 2:

The Three Steps





1. Girls

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.



2. Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.



3....Girls&Guys

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.










Article 3:

The Commandments




1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.



2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one..



3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.










Here are a few reasons

why guys like girls:



1.

They will always smell good

even if its just shampoo



2.

The way their heads always

find the right spot on our shoulder



3.

How cute they look when they sleep



4.

The ease in which they fit into our arms



5.

The way they kiss you and all of a sudden

everything is right in the world



6.

How cute they are when they eat



7.

The way they take hours

to get dressed but in the end

it makes it all worth while



8.

Because they are always warm

even when its minus 30 outside



9.

The way they look good

no matter what they wear



10.

The way they fish for compliments

even though you both know that you

think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth



11.

How cute they are when they argue



12.

The way her hand always finds yours



13.

The way they smile



14.

The way you feel when you see their name

on the call ID after you just had a big fight



15.

The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'

even though you know that an hour later....



16.

The way they kiss when

you do something nice for them



17.

The way they kiss you when you say

'I love you'



18. Actually ...

just the way they kiss you...





19.

The way they fall into your arms when they cry



20.

Then the way they apologize

for crying over something that silly



21.

The way they hit you and expect it to hurt



22.

Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.

(even though we don't admit it)!



23.

The way they say 'I miss you'



24.

The way you miss them



25.

The way their tears make you want to

change the world so that it

doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet

regardless if you love them, hate them,

wish they would die or know that you would die

without them .... it matters not.



Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world

they become everything to you.



When you look them in the eyes,

traveling to the depths of their souls

and you say a million things without trace of

a sound, you know that your own life

is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings

of her very heart.... We love them for a million

reasons, No paper would do it justice.



It is a thing not of the mind

but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.











This chain started in 1887.


It is a love chain letter.......................................


In an hour you are supposed to send it to
25 people.


It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.


Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.




Now here comes the fun part.


You then say

the name of the person you like or love

and then the person will say 'I love you,' or

'Will you go out with me?' Tomorrow!

NO JOKE!!!!!



THE CONSEQUENCES

The consequences are:



If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck

in future relationships.. If you don't break the chain,



then you will be a happy camper!!!



CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen to participate

in the LONGEST and the

LUCKIEST chain letter on

the Internet! Once you read,

this letter you must

IMMEDIATELY



(meaning within the hour)

be sent to 25 people

After you send it, make a wish

and it will come TRUE







DONT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME

TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,

IT MUST BE SENT TO

25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,

OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME

TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS

CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2010,

IT WILL BE PLACED IN

THE GUINNESS BOOK

OF WORLD RECORDS
Posted: 14 years, 11 months ago at May 9 16:44
Spongebob got patrick,
tigger got pooh,
dora got boots,
and i got a cool friend like u
send this 2 all your listal friendz
Posted: 14 years, 12 months ago at May 1 22:35
hi mayra wats up
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 27 16:44
Cuz u have i love manuel no shit!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 27 16:44
Cuz u have i love manuel no shit!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 27 0:56
When did parker say that i wuz with cassey and abby?
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 25 17:42
i can tell really qiuk.....lolz
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 24 21:01
Hahahah.....lol...really funny...
rolas ur crazzzzzy!!!!!!!
y k tu con el manny o k..
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 23 19:07
my name is trip but
my frens call me rip.......
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 22 6:38
wats up skits
what u doing????????
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 19 19:28
hey can i be ur friend.... ^_^
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 19 17:57
what Up?

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Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 18 23:27
When you are feeling alone like no one cares read this because it is absolutely true. Every night, Someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to Be just like you. There are at least two people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone you don't even know exist Loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, Something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, Take a look. Always remember the compliments you've received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, Send this to everyone on you're list. You have just been DEATHWISHED! Tonight at midnight you're true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you between one and four p.m. Tommorrow, It could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in you're life. If you break this chain YOU will be cursed with relationship problems for The next ten years. Send this to fifteen people in fifteen minutes!
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 18 18:46
broncos suck balls
Posted: 15 years, 2 months ago at Feb 6 18:57
Nothing much jus listen to some music
and what favor is that